Definitions by Steve Jobs' Ghost

Daytona 500

One of the Greatest 2,000 left turn races in NASCAR

The person to make 2,000 left turns the fastest wins the Daytona 500

Daytona 500 by Steve Jobs' Ghost April 4, 2015

'Merica 

Slang for "The United States of America"

This is 'Merica. And in 'Merica, we don't need no foreigners! 'Merica!

'Merica by Steve Jobs' Ghost April 4, 2015