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Pronunciation: ma-'höd
Function: abbreviation
Meat Hook Of Doom
1.
Penis
.
2. Male sexual organ which cannot be
played
as a musical instrument, but can be
played
.
See Also: Skin Flute
She says she's
into me for
my sense of
humor
, but
I think
she just wants to ride the MHÖD.
MHÖD
by
Stefonius
April 7, 2006
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