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Definitions by Stefonius
MHÖD
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Pronunciation: ma-'höd
Function: abbreviation
Meat Hook Of Doom
1. Penis.
2. Male sexual organ which cannot be
played
as a
musical
instrument, but can be played.
See Also: Skin
Flute
She says she's into me for my sense of
humor
, but I
think
she just wants to
ride
the MHÖD.
MHÖD
by
Stefonius
April 7, 2006
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