Definitions by Stan Wenners

Mediocrat

Someone born and brought up in the age of participation trophies with no interest in being above average in any field or endeavor whatsoever.

“Great job everyone,” said coach to his assembled little mediocrats, last again but loving it.

Mediocrat by Stan Wenners February 17, 2022

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The removal of any and all rough edges from things to make them perfectly smooth and uniform.

America used to be eccentric and charming before applization. Now all products, clothes, houses - you name it - are white and smooth and featureless.

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