When you actively try to stay home and be responsible, but get dragged out for a taco that turns into a margarita that is somehow mistaken for a double which leads to a very successful game of topgolf on your part, leading to a victory celebration where you get trashed and ruin any chance of a responsible next work day.
I was sitting on my porch, minding my own business, working on bettering myself and staying away from the hooch when I got Tamred and now everything’s gone to shit.
by Stacey’s daughter Kitty December 14, 2022