Definitions by Squeaks’ Father

SIMP 

Sam Bankman-Fried. CEO of FTX

Quit spending money on her bro, you're acting like a SIMP.

Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.

Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.

SIMP by Squeaks’ Father January 26, 2023

squeakism 

Another word for Rickyisms; When another man tries to pinpoint a description using another specific description but has no idea what the fuck he’s talking about. Could be half retarded or semi drunk.

Hey man, you’re such a Premium Madonna, hurry the fuck up.

“Man that was such a squeakism!”

squeakism by Squeaks’ Father September 15, 2020