Squickle

The love child that results when a pickle mates with a squirrel.

If this squirrel doesn't stop mating with my lunch food, we're going to have a litter of squickles on our hands.

I've tried roasting the squickles with a garlic-herb sauce, but I still can't rid them of their gamey, sour taste.

by Squeak Gremlin April 01, 2010