Ghost poop

A ghost poop is a big fart that comes out as the poop that never was. A ghost poop.
Lyla: eww gross you just farted mom.
Mom: A fart is just a ghost poop. It was the poop that never was.
Lyla: Your ghost poop smells
by Squatting eagle September 09, 2017
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