Definitions by Squash Player
IMAS
IMAS or imas.
International Mover And Shaker.
Someone, usually a man, who swans around acting like a captain of industry when in reality they are just a small time waste of space.
They usually behave like they think they should be on Dragons Den, but can't afford to pay their bills and drive around in a really bad car (a brown, old shape Mini for example)
International Mover And Shaker.
Someone, usually a man, who swans around acting like a captain of industry when in reality they are just a small time waste of space.
They usually behave like they think they should be on Dragons Den, but can't afford to pay their bills and drive around in a really bad car (a brown, old shape Mini for example)
"Hi, would you mind awfully paying me the money you owe me?"
"Sorry, cant talk now, I am in the south of France" (actually turns out to be in Scarborough watching kids TV)
"what a small dick IMAS you really are"
"Sorry, cant talk now, I am in the south of France" (actually turns out to be in Scarborough watching kids TV)
"what a small dick IMAS you really are"
IMAS by Squash Player May 21, 2010
Cock wipe
The action carried out by IT professionals when pacing around the office, it is often followed up by a 'finger smell'
Cock wipe by Squash Player May 11, 2010