Mumpy Paige

A rando girl from Long Island. Who gets the mumps and eats pretzels with cream cheese. Loves to complain.

Don’t go near her
Don’t go near who
Mumpy Paige she will give you the mumps

by Squaretrees April 24, 2022

Butterman

Fat lard who sucks at pickle ball

That Butterman sure is ugly
Butterman pass the Buffalo roll

by Squaretrees April 23, 2022