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Squampton

A small town north of Vancouver, British Columbia and south of the sky resort of Whistler. The town is also known as Squamish and is inhabited by rednecks who work in the local factory.

You can test the pulp in the burgers at the local McDonalds; which is the towns main building. Squampton also has lots of drive-bys.

by Squam Town October 11, 2007