Spolio Opima's definitions

Ground Eel

An animal to be wary of while taking a duece in the woods.

He went behind the tree to take a shit, after a few minutes a blood curteling scream peirced the night. We found our friend dead with a gushing wound where his asshole used to be. We assumed it was ground eels.

by Spolio Opima December 9, 2008