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To be in possession and/or to have on oneself a strap-on dildo.
John: Bro, they don't even know I'm strapped!
Tom: Careful, make sure the safety is on!
John: I don't think my purple dildo has a safety switch...
Tom: Bet.
by Splur Gang September 18, 2018
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