Splendid Sprinkler's definitions
A person whose burps register at least 1 on the Richter scale. According to many historians, this is where legends of the ogre or sasquatch may have originated.
Robert: Why is your garden wall falling down?
Jessica: That's because we have a Tessa living next door, we have to rebuild it every year!
Robert: Omg! That explains the thunder I sometimes hear on sunny days!
Jessica: That's because we have a Tessa living next door, we have to rebuild it every year!
Robert: Omg! That explains the thunder I sometimes hear on sunny days!
by Splendid Sprinkler April 1, 2019
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