1 definition by Spiffing_top_hat
Kanav is the guy who is always joking about losing his sanity, but is actually a convicted war criminal in multiple countries. He has been fleeing the police for a long time and evading capture on multiple occasions. He is on several watchlists too. He also gets no b*tches, absolutely none. He is the guy who takes buzzfeed quizzes and makes it their entire personality. Also, they are definitely a sociopath, so steer clear
Concerned Samaritan: Hey did you see the news yesterday? A war criminal escaped from death row
Disguised Samaritan: Yeah, I bet he is a really smart guy, like a kanav.
*The disguised samaritan then pulls out a switchknife, and robs a bank with the Concerned samaritan as his hostage*
Disguised Samaritan: Yeah, I bet he is a really smart guy, like a kanav.
*The disguised samaritan then pulls out a switchknife, and robs a bank with the Concerned samaritan as his hostage*
by Spiffing_top_hat December 3, 2022