Definitions by Sperman Herman

Shlurpie 

1. A person places his/her mouth on a penis, and the subsequent sucking of said penis until the point of no return.
2. Blowjob

"Hey man, I heard Matt had a good time last night."
"Yeah dude, he definitely got a shlurpie from Megan."

Shlurpie by Sperman Herman January 27, 2012