Definitions by Speedy Shinoda

playing croquet on the lawn

To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.

Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..

playing croquet on the lawn by Speedy Shinoda January 13, 2009

ssssss 

The sound sand makes, apparently.

"According to the Naruto manga, the sound sand makes is ssssss.." - Me

ssssss by Speedy Shinoda October 23, 2007

Shinogasm 

(Noun)An orgasm caused by Mike Shinoda related events or objects.

Girl One: Look at this picture of Mike Shinoda. So hot, right?
Girl Two: Oh, my god! I just had a total Shinogasm!

Shinogasm by Speedy Shinoda August 22, 2006