Speedy Reggie's definitions

Snatchquatch

A beast of myth that is said to prowl the wooded wilderness in the Pacific Northwest United States, said to be an enormous hirsute vagina on legs. Common complaints are bothersome odor and stealing food from campsites. Rarely photographed.

Tom went hiking and encountered a snatchquatch that tried to take his food.

by Speedy Reggie June 15, 2013