SpartaVR (OFFICIAL)'s definitions
James Gonson (a totally made-up name) was in I.T. class when boredom hit so hard that he typed every letter in order from left to right, top to bottom, just to pass the time.
James Gonson: I'm bored. All the games and shit are blocked. *types in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm because he is so bored that he will cry to sleep.*
Teacher (Ms. Rackinson): WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE COMPUTER?
James Gonson: I'm bored, all the games are blocked, and (almost) everything I type, it's always blocked. (NO EXAGGERATION. JAMES IS SPEAKING FACTS).
Teacher (Ms. Rackinson): Well, it's not my fault that all the crap stuff is blocked on the school computer. How about do some paperwork instead?
James Gonson: (in mind: "I'M SO FUCKING BORED RIGHT NOW. I WAS VERY HAPPY TO GET ON THE COMPUTER, BUT IT WAS FLAWED BECAUSE THAT PRINCIPAL BLOCKED ALL GAMES AND WEBSITES AND SHIT. I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW...")
Teacher (Ms. Rackinson): WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE COMPUTER?
James Gonson: I'm bored, all the games are blocked, and (almost) everything I type, it's always blocked. (NO EXAGGERATION. JAMES IS SPEAKING FACTS).
Teacher (Ms. Rackinson): Well, it's not my fault that all the crap stuff is blocked on the school computer. How about do some paperwork instead?
James Gonson: (in mind: "I'M SO FUCKING BORED RIGHT NOW. I WAS VERY HAPPY TO GET ON THE COMPUTER, BUT IT WAS FLAWED BECAUSE THAT PRINCIPAL BLOCKED ALL GAMES AND WEBSITES AND SHIT. I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW...")
by SpartaVR (OFFICIAL) April 4, 2025
Get the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmug. WARNING - ALL OF THIS IS A BIT EXAGGERATED, SO KEEP THAT IN MIND.: A boring shithole where you stay in a place that looks like it has been abandoned in the 1920s for 14-18 years, where you sometimes be pestered to follow the teachers' orders and the said teachers provide stuff that is not mandatory (like take homework for example) on your behalf. This said devil's creation also has intentions to bore you out of your mind because it's not 'all about fun and computers', just straight-up work that is likely to drain you physically and/or mentally. That place will have rules made by a person who is considered a crackhead, like no hoodies, no phones, no chewing gum, if one person gets caught, everyone will be in great shit, etcetera. If you break any of those rules, especially for no hugging, then the teachers will act like a snowflake and likely inform the principles to put you in detention. Nuff said, and enough yapping.
Student 1: School stinks like shit.
Student 2: Oh yes. I have to agree with you on that one. School does stink like sh- *gets interrupted*
Teacher: HEY. DID I JUST HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Do ears exist?
Teacher: YES, SO DID I HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Don't ask me if you heard it.
Teacher: Fine. If I hear another one swear word out of yousans, I will put you both in deep shit, okay?
Both students: Fine, well fuck you anyways, you hypocritical teacher.
Teacher: THAT'S IT, DETENTION FOR YOU. YOU WILL GET A DETENTION UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME.
Both students: Yeah right, like we would ever believe that.
Student 2: Oh yes. I have to agree with you on that one. School does stink like sh- *gets interrupted*
Teacher: HEY. DID I JUST HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Do ears exist?
Teacher: YES, SO DID I HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Don't ask me if you heard it.
Teacher: Fine. If I hear another one swear word out of yousans, I will put you both in deep shit, okay?
Both students: Fine, well fuck you anyways, you hypocritical teacher.
Teacher: THAT'S IT, DETENTION FOR YOU. YOU WILL GET A DETENTION UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME.
Both students: Yeah right, like we would ever believe that.
by SpartaVR (OFFICIAL) November 19, 2025
Get the schoolmug.