Definitions by Spanky the Cockmonkey

Ass Jihad 

An ass jihad is a horrible event where a person goes to a bathroom -- usually one in public -- and takes a giant shit that's so rotten, vile, and putrid that the place smells like a holocaust for hours.

Somebody pulled an ass jihad in the bathroom at work. I had to go into the next building to shit.

Ass Jihad by Spanky the Cockmonkey March 10, 2008