2 definitions by Sour lemon

assleaf

random particles of feces that have accumulated on anal hair around the sphincter hole and then flaked off only to be deposited in ones under garments.

I have to mow this long assleaf covered lawn

by Sour lemon November 16, 2010

Heaving

To go for a colloidal bust up with the boys, which entails one two paki and a three day bender. Only a true heaver will understand what it means to heave or be heaving.

It’s crazy to see how much Ungo has been heaving lately, it’s almost like he’s garrithuis.

by Sour lemon June 8, 2020