6 definitions by SoppingSploinky3
A highly-praised individual amongst men, often characterized by their moist nature. The word originates from the Moist Gloppa Collective, and refers to someone who might be worthy of being part of the group.
by SoppingSploinky3 September 18, 2021
An insecure straight white boy, typically a Canadian SABgoer. Usually uses words like cuck, simp and alpha. In a turf war with the sploinkers.
by SoppingSploinky3 September 18, 2021
A disgusting, typically white (there are almost 0 people of colour) person in London, Ontario. SAB is considered the most wretched place in the world. At war with the sploinkers.
by SoppingSploinky3 September 18, 2021
A very well mannered, well spoken individual. Constantly hated by the Sploppers for being so cute and lovable. Hates Sabgoers. In a hundred year's war with the Sploppers. Typically a gloppa.
If you want to become a true sploinker, you have to become one with life. You must accept life for what it is and treat everyone with the upmost respect. You must curb stomp any sploppers on sight
by SoppingSploinky3 September 18, 2021
by SoppingSploinky3 September 18, 2021