Finklestein

Finklestein is the title of a game where players involved are in a never ending game of tag of sorts. The act of finkleing someone is fingering their “finkle” otherwise known as the knee armpit for 3 seconds counted out loud. There are many rules to the game of finklestein. It consists of many players and is a devious game originating in Missouri. The point of the game is to not be the finkleton for longer than 2 weeks and to get rid of it as soon as possible. If you are the finkleton for longer than 2 weeks a series of curses such as the frog drink supper, 10,000 lashings, and butt phone sniffer are imposed on the finkleton. After a year of being the finkleton for a year a tattoo of the word finkleton must be put on the players body. The meister is in a no tag backs rule as long as whoever they finkled is still the finkleton. The other players can be finkled by the finkleton anywhere besides church or if all the players agree to have a place be sacred in the moment.
I am the nasty little finkleton in the game finklestein.
by Son of Shad April 16, 2025
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Finkle Meister

The finkle meister is the title given to someone in the game of finkleton that is the most recent one to finkle someone. Giving away the finkleton curse results in the previous finkleton being in an immunity state called the finkle meister and is commonly thought of as the safest position to be in the game.
I finkled that homeless man so hard last night, now I’m the finkle meister.
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Finkle

The finkle is the term used for a persons “knee armpit”. Specifically, the spot on the other side of your knee cap.

It can also be used in the verbiage of “finkeling” someone which corresponds to the act of transferring the finkleton curse in the game of finklestein.
“My finkle has aids”
“He finkled me late at night, sensually”
by Son of Shad April 16, 2025
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