tangent

Mathematician who got back from the beach.

"Wow, look at our math teacher, Mr. Davies! He sure is brown!"

"He just got back from Bermuda."

"Oh, he's a tangent!"

by someonefromearth February 09, 2010

money tree

Magical plant that grows currency.

If there was a money tree everybody would get one and inflation would kick in and it wouldn't matter.

by someonefromearth February 09, 2010