Some wise guy aha!'s definitions

mashed potatoes

n. A starchy fictional food, looks like glue, or diarrhea. In fiction, it is manifestly made from mashing potatoes (peeled or unpeeled), or sometimes baked, potatoes with a ricer, fork or potato masher.

In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato.

See also Wonka Bar.

"I'm going to make some mashed potatoes."
"That's ridiculous, they don't exist!"

by Some wise guy aha! August 16, 2009