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Communist

A communist is a person who purchases the newest iPhone model every year and then uses it to write anti-capitalist posts on social media.
Communist: I'm buying the new iPhone 12 so I can keep spewing hate towards the capitalist economic system on Tumblr.

Capitalist: You do realize that none of that would have been possible under a socialist economic system, right?

Communist: Fuck you, you damn capitalist swine! >:C
by Some random dude somewhere January 4, 2021
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