Definitions by Some Guy (2q38f7bdo73h2sdlh)

two-six 

A Canadian term for a 26-ounce bottle of alcohol. The modern bottle is actually 750 mL (25.36 oz), but it is still commonly called a two-six nonetheless. (See also: two-four.)

I finished off a two-six of rum in one evening, and did not feel good the next morning.

two-six by Some Guy (2q38f7bdo73h2sdlh) October 13, 2005

news at 11 

An expression of total non-surprise at the revelation of something that is supposedly new and/or exciting, but is actually old hat. Often used in a sarcastic context.

Person A: "A new report just released says that the sky is blue."
Person B: "News at 11."

news at 11 by Some Guy (2q38f7bdo73h2sdlh) September 26, 2005