Definitions by Solomon Grundy

Fassler

The most fucked up thing a person can do. Also can be used as Fasslering or act Fasslery

Friend:Yo did you see steve yelling being behind that deaf kids ear

You:Thats such a Fassler thing to do

Fassler by SolomoN GrundY December 19, 2012

It's a chick, hence the fish reference, that gulps down cum like guppies gulping for oxygen in the water.

That little whore is such a cum guppy, she will swallow every drop!