Solid Mantis's definitions

Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.

Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Clown shoes

Very large feet.

All the women wanted to get to know the 6'5 baller since he wore clown shoes everywhere, they were the only size that fit. He also had a catchers mit on each arm so the men planned his early funeral.

by Solid Mantis August 8, 2016

Girl with the glass jaw

A girl with a lot of mouth on her.

Despite her crude mouth, the girl with the glass jaw had always had a delicate jaw. Her mother did her best to protect her well enough that she could keep her mouth running all the time.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019

Houston Astros

Being the asshole and knowing it is a better fate than an apology that won't fix anything but makes you look better.

The Houston Astros have options, it would be great for them to know they can choose to be the assholes of the league and still survive to another postseason in the future.

by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Cam newton

If theres a good thing that came out of Cam Newton's departure from Carolina, it is that Carolina wasnt quick to trade Cam for a white quarterback. It's a good thing for where the league is headed that quarterback and leadership opportunities have opened up, that the captain doesnt have to look, think, or act a certain way. There is such a thing as people who didn't and still don't respect Peyton Manning, so whether or not people respect you doesnt determine who you are or what you do in life, even if it has an effect on you. It's good the league hasn't given up on something because it's still new and unfamiliar.

There havent been a lot of guys doing what Cam Newton is doing now, theres also teammates, opponents, fans, coaches, and the media he's had to try and get recognition and respect for what he's doing, and has the potential to do. It's not an easy road even if you make a lot of money, but it does still come with choices. Theres a world filled with criticism, it's going to be there anyway.

by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020

Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.

The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Unemployment

Going to work and relating to people through work is something a lot of people dont take for granted when they become unemployed. You can survive without work or a social life, but theres a sense that something is missing if people try to do it for an extended time.

Unemployment isnt usually something people do for their own amusement.

by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020