Scapegoat

The guy that got caught and took the fall for something like a bounty scandal, or worse. The guy who is the face of something negative.

He/she was the scapegoat when the going got tough, but once the band got popular again, somebody else was center stage, with their face front and center.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

Tripod

A tripod is a midget with 3 legs, 2 legs and one penis, all about ten inches to one foot long. A tripod is rare, a tripod over 2 foot something is impossible, nobody has a 32, 34, 36 inch penis so if a guy over 5 feet tall tells you he's a tripod he's lying. It's impossible because the longest recorded human penis was 27 inches and three quarters and the man with the record was an 8 foot 2 man from Siberia.

Vladimir petrosovich had the world's largest hot dog and he wasn't even a tripod. All tripods are midgets.

by Solid Mantis August 14, 2016

Alley ally

Somebody who has your back if you get jumped in an alleyway, but doesn't have your back any other time.

Seamus proves to be a good alley ally, the rest of the time he is anti-me.

by Solid Mantis November 02, 2016

Grey area

The area between black and white isn't blue, its grey. If there's no grey area, black and white will always remain divided, white people will keep giving people the blues, black people will keep getting them. Wouldn't it be nice if nobody got the blues?

The girl kept trying to take more and more of the grey area and replace it with a lot of whining.

by Solid Mantis February 07, 2020

Boarding house

A house a failure at life lives in.

The boy lived in a boarding house for several years. Get your little brother to fuck him up for you, that will set him straight!

by Solid Mantis June 03, 2019

Excess

Another kind of excess is if any female a guy could imagine was his girl/wife and that was okay with everybody, she never already had a husband, never would rather be alone than around some ugly creep with a fucked up face, being human like anybody else. That would be a lot like everywhere and everyone being the state of Utah mixed with Las Vegas and Disney World, a neon sewer 24/7, that's the kind of world it would be. Fortunately for everybody else, not everywhere and everyone is the same, and not everywhere and everyone should be the same. Not every town needs a casino or a fantasy and built there. Not every person, place, or idea should be the same.

Not everything, everywhere, or everyone needs to be done to excess.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

Gold digger

A girl that will say or do just about anything to stay rich and powerful.

The gold digger girl kissed the guy and said it was arousing even though she actually had no interest him because she wanted the publicity so that she could stay rich and powerful. You'd never know what she actually thought of someone or something, since it was all kept hidden from the public eye. Anything that was shared with the public was likely for show, and was bullshit (such as stories of how amazing this person was).

by Solid Mantis October 04, 2019