The girl had on a costume/outfit ten times sillier than anyone else at the party, but at least she got noticed by never looking plain. She thought life was too short to be ignored, so she always put in more effort to stand out than others.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2019
by Solid Mantis October 30, 2016
Your retarded friend might have been a degenerate, but he was not a spicy coward. You killed him for standing up to you.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021
by Solid Mantis February 05, 2018
Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Somebody who watches the same games as everybody else, but often has a broad surface knowledge of many different teams, athletes, stats, and happenings in a league they announce for.
If announcers or sports writers (or the people giving them a script or ghostwriting if it applies) were good at going into a game and scoring 30 something or 40 something points, they would be on a team doing it. A lot of the superhero hype that nobody can really live up to comes from what they're trying to do with the athletes. Next thing you know, some people seem to want these guys kicked off a team and moved to another town, to run them out of town. Some of the people involved in these decisions think they own a guy, a league, or a town that they play in.
by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021
Not everybody was in town when a few of the Greeks came bearing the Trojan rabbit, since at least a few of the people that weren't there wouldn't accept a Trojan rabbit if they had been there.
by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021