Definitions by Socially Awkward Panda

Self-Service Stroke 

When the dog tries to find his own sexual pleasure by using your arm as a self service checkout.

Jimothy: Look at Jeremiah coming for a self-service stroke.

Oswald: He looks like he's only going for half.

Jimothy: Yes, he has not collected all of his items.

Self-Service Stroke by Socially Awkward Panda August 14, 2011