Barnacle

The male version of a Stage 5 cling on. That dude that blows you up non-stop and attaches to you like a barnacle...much like a puppy.

Independent Chick 1: "Girl, that boy is thirsty, he keeps blowing me up."
Independent Chick 2: "Damn, another barnacle?!"

by Snow Bunny G February 02, 2015