Sneaky Agent Eli Ward 2006's definitions

Gavin Ward

A supernatural entity in which can never be found, but is always searched for. His bald head glints several beams of hypersonic red light, and directs the searcher to his location. When the searcher realises that Gavin Ward is not there, that is when he strikes. He can also be defined as a carnivorous creature that feeds primarily off of the french blood of others.

"Heard of the Gavin Ward sightings poppin up recently?"

"Yeah mate, heard he targets the french."

"Spooky"

by Sneaky Agent Eli Ward 2006 April 3, 2023