Definitions by SnEEky Muslim

dirty mouse 

The act of soaking a mouse in 100 proof alcohol and inserting it into a person anus and letting it wiggle around to arouse the prostate and get you intoxicated.

Tool- "hey man what are you doing tonight?"
Andrew- "idk man probably taking a dirty mouse or two!"

dirty mouse by SnEEky Muslim January 20, 2016