Smudge wrangler's definitions

Elon

To have a rich musk, as in to smell really bad.

Woah Elon, you need to take a shower now and wash off that rich musk…

by Smudge wrangler August 22, 2025

Reverse Columbo

Columbo is an American crime drama television series starring Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo, a homicide detective with the Los Angeles Police Department. He presents as a disarmingly bumbling idiot and leaves a room only to return with the catchphrase "Just one more thing" to ask a critical question which would reveal he is indeed a highly intelligent investigator and had caught his quarry in a lie. The Reverse Columbo is when someone purports to be smart and then asks a question that reveals they are fucking dumb as a box of hammers.

“So you say you are doing research into childhood cancer. I was tempted to go into a similar career in medical research . I loved science all through school. Have you always wanted to be a Scientologist?”

“Wow that was a Reverse Columbo!”

by Smudge wrangler January 12, 2026