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Vart

When a girl is sitting down and farts, and the fart ripples from the knot area up through the roastbeef curtains before fully entering the atmosphere. This my dear, is a Vart.
I would say that Diane sits in her office chair and Varts about 8 times a week and giggles to herself.
by Smellman April 2, 2009
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Kitty Carryall

When a girl is a tad older and may have a lot of experience being with a variety of mates and or toys. Her vag part is then referred to as a Kitty Carryall.
Bill was excited about being with an older woman. He has heard nothing but great things about Jill and was eager to enter her Kitty Carryall, where so many others had been before him.
by Smellman May 4, 2009
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