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qazxrwfscvtpgdbkhjlnmeuyio

When you're a nerd who uses the Colemak keyboard layout, and you're so desolate of anything to do that you decide to type all of the letter keys in a vertical raster pattern starting on Q.

Nerd 0: Ough I'm so full of apathy and boredom..?
Nerd 1: Hey check it out; I rearranged my keyboard layout into Colemak!
Nerd 0: Oooooooh, qazxrwfscvtpgdbkhjlnmeuyio !!!

by Smeevis November 24, 2025