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Appledouche

Someone who only cares about communicating with other iPhone users and supports Apples anticompetitiveness.

Hey let's start a group chat with all our friends except Android users... I'm an appledouche.

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Someone who only cares about communicating with other iPhone users and supports Apples anticompetitiveness.

Appledouche. Hey let's start a group chat with all our friends except Android users... because we are Appledouches.

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