Definitions by Smart as...
Perpendickular
It was impossible for the other men not to notice he was perpendickular as he exited the shower at the gym.
Perpendickular by Smart as... October 21, 2025
Defecation of Character
When someone is talking shit about you.
I thought my ex and I parted on good terms and were still friends; but she was caught in the act by other friends of ours who knew almost everything about us and confronted her for lying about me to make me look bad while committing defecation of character.
Defecation of Character by Smart as... April 25, 2024