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Christopher Columbusing

To believe that you are the first to fuck someone even though they've already been around the block.

"im totally Christopher Columbusing this nerdy guys dick"
"ummm...you know he's been with like every girl on campus, right?"

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To believe that you are the first to fuck someone even though they've already been around the block.

"im totally Christopher Columbusing this nerdy guys dick"
"ummm...you know he's been with like every girl on campus, right?"

Get merch