Definitions by Slimy Steve

Morning Dump 

The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning

That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up

Morning Dump by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014

schnozberry 

During 69-style facesitting, when a man's nose ends up in the woman's butthole

Chuck: I went in pretty deep on Jessica, like schnozberry deep

Bill: That's pretty deep, not quite motorboat deep, but deep

schnozberry by Slimy Steve November 23, 2011

Wedding Cake Fart 

A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake

I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.

Wedding Cake Fart by Slimy Steve April 8, 2011

North Carolina 

A state on the East Coast of the US, in the South. For some reason, every loser who decides they can't hack it on Long Island moves or plans on moving to North Carolina at some point in the future, just because they think life will somehow drastically improve for them and their pickup truck, kind of like how Florida used to be. This behavior has been going on for almost 20 years, and tens of thousands of Long Islanders live there now, despite the absence of New York City and actual culture.

I'm moving to North Carolina, because my 2-ton Dodge pickup truck is slightly less ostentatious there than it is in Deer Park.

North Carolina by Slimy Steve October 29, 2010