Harriet

A small, very petite girl. Naturally brunette but loves a lighter vibe. Very aggressive little girl when challenged, especially with sports. Exceptional at swimming (due to webbed feet) but not good at darts.

Harriet’s typically have a female counterpart, whether that be a sister, or lesbian partner. They have big hearts and bigger wardrobes.

Harriet’s have ibs (Intensely Bodacious Seduction syndrome). This can be extremely dangerous. You should avoid Harriet’s if your name begins with A or L.
Harriet, short for Harold.

Avoid Harriet’s. Deadly alone, deadlier with ugly offspring.
by Slimeysnail123 August 29, 2025
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