L.O.M.H.

A christian substitute for the LMAO. It stands for Laugh Off My Heiney. Interchangeable with any abbreviation with a curse word in it, such as, LMAO, LMFAO, ROFLMAO, ROFLMAOWPMP, LMFAOWWAHGG, and even SMPLWWPFWJTSTBMISLJC. The last three stand for, 1- Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Pissing My Pants., 2- Laugh My Fucking Ass Off While Watching A Harlem Globe Trotters Game., 3 - Shit My Pants Laughing While Watching Pulp Fiction When John Travolta Shoots That Black Man In Samuel L. Jacksons Car.
Person 1 - Knock Knock.
Person 2 - Whoes there?
Person 1 - Bacon.
Person 2 - Bacon Who?

Person 1 - What do you mean baking who? What are you some type of Nazi?
Person 2 - "L.O.M.H."
Person 1 - So seriously, dude that's fuck up, I think you should go get help for that.
by Slefmruts Yerffej September 29, 2010
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textcrement

the act of texting while sitting on the toilet relieving your bows.
Girl 1: So did Johny text you?

Girl 2:Yeah but i think there was some textcrement going on.

Girl 1: NO WAY! THAT'S SO GROSS!!! how rude.

Girl 2: I know right, tell me about it.
by Slefmruts Yerffej April 05, 2010
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