Sleepy, The Catnip Dealer's definitions

Keqing

Keqing is the cutest waifu you could ever have. But you'll never have her because she's mine.

Spot: "Keqing is hot!"
Me: "I know right?"
Spot: "I want her."
Me: ... (no you don't no you don't no you don't no you don't) "She's mine."
Spot: "OK."

by Sleepy, The Catnip Dealer February 24, 2021