Definitions by Sleepingiraffe

Melmorate

To force yourself to defecate to ensure that you do not have to go later on in the day

"Oh boy, I've got a long day of school today and the bathrooms are disgusting! Better go and melmorate so I don't have to poo at school"

To force yourself to defecate to ensure that you do not have to go later on in the day

"Oh boy, I l got a long day of school today and their bathrooms are disgusting! Better go and melmorate so I don't have to go at school"