Definitions by Skank Boy

Flarp 

(v.) to purposely look like the idiot you know you are; to say something that makes you look like a complete and utter dumbass; (n.) a phrase or clause that is just entirely stupid beyond belief; a blonde moment

Do you know that kid? He just comes up to me and starts flarping and I told him to fuck off.

Flarp by Skank Boy May 18, 2006