The goat man of Wakefield is a man with a goats head and a goats left testicle in place of a regular man’s allowing for the production of goat babies when it impregnates its male victims bums. He likes eggnog and cocaine and will never shy away from licking your inner most toe nail on the left hand side
He’s also seen to reside almost exclusively in pugneys by the lake but is not above wandering over to ASDA
BEWARE THE GOAD MAN OF WAKEFIELD!
He’s also seen to reside almost exclusively in pugneys by the lake but is not above wandering over to ASDA
BEWARE THE GOAD MAN OF WAKEFIELD!
by Sir knowledgeable of smarting October 27, 2024