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Horton the Elephant

A character in several Dr. Seuss books, as well as one of the main characters in Seussical! the Musical.

Usually played by sexy badasses who have amazing hair.

If I had to tap an elephant, it would definitely be Horton the Elephant. That is one sexy bitch.

by Sir Supermegafoxyawesomehot June 4, 2012