Something most people including you do in fact not possess because either they are anti-social(like me), are complete assholes to everyone, or a hipster.
"you do not have a life. And your friend next to you doesn't have one either, you dumb shits."
1.) A teacher who is so boring he made you write an urban dictionary article about him because he's just that boring.
2.) An unfair prick who treats shy kids like they're mentally disabled.