An act of betraying a significant other by secretly watching (ahead) on a shared favorite streaming tv show/series.
Friend: hey, I know your wife was sick last night, so you probably missed last night’s Season 2 premiere. It was fucking insane.
Me: Are you kidding me? I’m a total streaming slut and couldn’t wait. I committed streamdultery and watched the rest of Season 1, and last night’s Season 2 premiere.
Me: Are you kidding me? I’m a total streaming slut and couldn’t wait. I committed streamdultery and watched the rest of Season 1, and last night’s Season 2 premiere.
by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025
Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.
Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.
by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025