Definitions by Simon Pheonix

Canadian Haircut 

The act of wrapping one's cock in bacon and proceeding to shave your balls and all other pubic hair.

Rex's love slave complained that it was "like a jungle down there" so that night, she gave him a Canadian Haircut, in return for a Hot Carl. This was immediately followed by a celebratory blumpkin.

Canadian Haircut by Simon Pheonix December 9, 2009