Simon Pheonix's definitions
The act of wrapping one's cock in bacon and proceeding to shave your balls and all other pubic hair.
Rex's love slave complained that it was "like a jungle down there" so that night, she gave him a Canadian Haircut, in return for a Hot Carl. This was immediately followed by a celebratory blumpkin.
by Simon Pheonix December 9, 2009
Get the Canadian Haircutmug.